A tale from the Court... I didn't mean that by raistlin


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raistlin
We were watching a shop CCTV yesterday which purported to show the defendant in the process of stealing several jars of coffee.

Unfortunately, the salient part lasted some 15 seconds and the overall video was interminable.

I decided it was time to put a stop to it.

Now then, have you ever said anything which you know was going to sound inappropriate as you thought about it but for some reason you find yourself unable to stop the words from being uttered?

If so you'll understand this.

The usher operating the video is a noticeably attractive young woman, and I said:-

"Miss @@@@@, please can we have it off now"

To which she replied:- "Certainly Sir"

Let me tell you, I think everybody in Court realised what I had said :(
Paul

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Posted 23 Sep 2014, 09:44 #1 

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dattrike
And did you?? :clap:

Posted 23 Sep 2014, 12:02 #2 

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raistlin
dattrike wrote:And did you?? :clap:


Would I admit it here? ;)
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Posted 23 Sep 2014, 12:28 #3 

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JohnDotCom
I have had official complaints from a woman for a similar incident taken the wrong way completely.
John

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Posted 24 Sep 2014, 19:09 #4 


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