The wife is missing by woolleysox

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SHOCKING STORY - Missing wife

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector: What is her height ?

Husband: I never checked.

Inspector: Slim or healthy ?.

Husband: Not slim , she can be healthy.

Inspector: Color of eyes ?

Husband: Never noticed.

Inspector: Color of hair ?

Husband: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Husband: Not sure . It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.

Inspector: Was she driving?

Husband: Yes.

Inspector: Tell me the type & color of the car ? . . . . ..

Husband: A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has full LED (Light Emitting Diode) headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...

Inspector: Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.

Posted 27 Jul 2014, 17:29 #1 

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Like it. :clap:

"My lovely car now sold onto a very happy new owner.
I still love this marque and I will still be around, preferred selling to breaking, as a great runner and performer"

Posted 27 Jul 2014, 17:39 #2