Favourite (tongue in cheek) oxymora by raistlin


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raistlin
Mine has always been:- "Military intelligence" but I've just been watching a video on the Gumball 3000 and I saw another cringeworthy example:- "Baywatch actor"

Anybody else got a favourite? ;)
Paul

Cogito ergo sum... maybe?

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Posted 19 May 2013, 20:11 #1 

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calibrax
Three of my faves...

Microsoft Works
crash landing
only choice
Steve

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Posted 19 May 2013, 21:19 #2 

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kandyman
Accidentally on purpose
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Posted 19 May 2013, 21:36 #3 

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raistlin
calibrax wrote:Microsoft Works


That made I larf :lol:
Paul

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Posted 20 May 2013, 08:12 #4 

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Jürgen
calibrax wrote:Microsoft Works

No wonder that it has been discontinued years ago ... :mrgreen:
Jürgen

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Posted 20 May 2013, 11:48 #5 

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Bermudan 75
Jump jet

Grrrrr
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Posted 20 May 2013, 14:16 #6 

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Borg Warner
A few years ago when working for a local authority I was in an Emergency Planning meeting with a number of "Partner Agencies" including Shropshire Constabulary. When asked about a certain threat the reply from an Inspector was that there was "no police intelligence to support that theory".

I sat there barely able to contain myself.

Posted 20 May 2013, 17:52 #7 

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kandyman
authentic reproduction
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Posted 20 May 2013, 18:28 #8 

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Bermudan 75
Civil Service
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Posted 20 May 2013, 20:52 #9 

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Duncan
Secret Nuclear Bunker (when written on a very large brown roadsign).
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Posted 20 May 2013, 21:01 #10 

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Duncan
Oh, and Newspaper.
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Posted 20 May 2013, 21:03 #11 

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Zeb
S525OVP Progress

(Am I allowed that one :-? )

Posted 21 May 2013, 10:24 #12 

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calibrax
Thought of another one...

Scottish football

:D
Steve

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Posted 23 May 2013, 13:12 #13 


Mad-Monkey
Funrun :)

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