Was I right or wot? by raistlin

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Some of us knew this would happen :(


This story doesn't tell the half of it either.

Cogito ergo sum... maybe?

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Posted 09 Apr 2012, 16:16 #1 

Last edited by raistlin on 09 Apr 2012, 18:21, edited 1 time in total.

Come, come now the Government has contingency plans in place. It has put legislation in place enabling it to requisition and boating lake craft.

I note that they are in a quandry as to the type of US plane to buy and a present change of mind means more money.

Have signs been erectd saying 'please do not invade until we are ready'.

"Don't think of them as problems, think of them as opportunities."
"OK, I think I've hit an insurmountable opportunity!"


Posted 09 Apr 2012, 17:39 #2 

I believe we've just placed a large order in India (coz its cheaper to produce there than here :-( ) for a very large white flag :-(

Might as well leave the Falklanders to trust to luck....... oh hang on... :-(
Despite the high cost of living its still proving popular.

Posted 09 Apr 2012, 22:02 #3 

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Search and rescue personell have been seen boarding Budgetair flights with powerful binoculars off ebay.

Maybe it's a similar arrangement they're going to use.

Posted 10 Apr 2012, 23:57 #4 

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I heard they had approached "three men in a boat" with a view to encourage them to travel a bit further offshore in the next series... :D

Posted 12 Apr 2012, 02:05 #5 

The trouble with that is from such a distance they appear to be only one.

Posted 12 Apr 2012, 11:39 #6 

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One man in a boat sounds sufficient to me.

Posted 12 Apr 2012, 15:48 #7 

Oh no! Someone saw through it! Thought I'd got away with that.

Posted 12 Apr 2012, 17:49 #8