Well, it's all a load of rowlocks. We have two internal doors needing fitting and we've now asked a total of four "Local tradesmen" who all say they'll be "round next week" but never turn up and never reply to messages.
Of course, while you're waiting for the call to say "on my way", which never comes, time marches on because you can't ask anybody else. Five bloody weeks we've been waiting now
There's just no honour any more