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Jumper
The maths teacher that sets you a problem you can't do and then goes forth and multiplies.


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Posted 26 Apr 2012, 13:51 #1 

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Zeb
Two snakes get off the ark and are told by Noah that they must 'go forth and multiply'.

A week later they return crestfallen, Noah asks them why? 'We cannot multiply' says one. 'Why not?' asks Noah.

'Because we are adders' says the other..

'Go away and think about it', replies Noah..

A week later they return triumphant.

'Well, how did you do it?' asks Noah.

'We used a Log'....

Maths teachers eh...:D

Posted 26 Apr 2012, 14:12 #2 


Jumper
Another, from my daughter, that really hurts:


Dad dancing.

Posted 26 Apr 2012, 17:51 #3 

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Borg Warner
Police Intelligence...............

Posted 26 Apr 2012, 21:44 #4 


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That apart Mrs Lincoln, did you enjoy the play

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Posted 27 Apr 2012, 07:27 #5 

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Trebor
That's another fine mess you've got me into
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Planning is an unnatural process, much better to just get on with things, that way failure comes as a complete surprise instead of being preceeded by a period of worry and doubt

Posted 27 Apr 2012, 09:07 #6 


Jumper
Nuclear family

Posted 29 Apr 2012, 13:48 #7 


carlpenn
If you set out to Fail and Succeed, What did you just do?
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Posted 29 Apr 2012, 20:26 #8 

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Zeb
S525OVP Progress

Posted 04 May 2012, 17:03 #9 

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JakeWilson
Zeb wrote:S525OVP Progress


:stirer: :lol: :lol: :lol: :gmc: :clap: :scared:

Posted 04 May 2012, 17:16 #10 

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Duncan
Everything I tell you is untrue.
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Posted 04 May 2012, 17:17 #11 


Jumper
You beat me to it! I was going to say 'to be honest with you...' but I'll substitute
'no disrespect intended...'.

Posted 04 May 2012, 18:28 #12 

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Mick
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Please don't take offence

Posted 04 May 2012, 20:40 #13 

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Borg Warner
I'm not being funny; but.....

Posted 04 May 2012, 21:10 #14 

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Zeb
Beating a dead dog in an inflammatory fashion

Posted 05 May 2012, 10:09 #15 

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