Further to all the other arrangements I have made (none.) I have had a word wiv the head seagull in Colwyn, and for a small fee (chip) he agreed to the following..
None of the seagulls present on the day in question will poo on a Rover 75. Mg's however seem to be an option still open to them.
Aforementioned gulls will also refrain from stealing food from any 75 owners, however, there may be a few gulls down from Blackpool on the day and they simply cannot be trusted, so we will still have to be watchfull innit..
I have also ordered an offshore wind. This is for the peeps who like to sit in deck chairs and watch the Grockles on their air beds being blown miles out to sea. The antics they get up too whilst trying to attract attention to their pending fate without falling overboard are usually hilarious, but always very entertaining..
We may even be lucky enuff to see a rescue helicopter capsize their lil craft with it's downdraft and catapult them into the freezing water. . We can only hope eh. ..
All in all it should be a fun afternoon out and we should really enjoy ourselves.. So please feel free to add your names to the list and come along on the day...