From a local restaurant that states:
FREE DESSERT WITH 1 PURCHASED ADULT MEAL
(Not applicable to loyalty card holders)
What price loyalty eh!
'RUBBER' the flat roofing material of the future
Open it up and on one page it informs
Life expectancy up to 50 years
On another page it states
Let Rubbertech take the worry from you with our maintenance plan from as little as 32p a day.
Eh! What happened to 50 years life and no maintenance?
"Don't think of them as problems, think of them as opportunities."
"OK, I think I've hit an insurmountable opportunity!"