Film Titles by Jumper

Does anyone see these through squinted eyes (or in drunken stupor) and wonder why it bears no relation to the plot? There may be one letter missing or misspelled, a one-space interval missed between words, or one letter inadvertently added. No rules, can’t abide them, other than just stated. Oh, and decency of course. Here’s a couple to tart off (oops?)

Bland of the Pharoahs

An everyday story of boring Egyptians

Abridge Too Far

In which Daphne, hitchhiking from Romford, accepts a lift and gets more than she bargained for…. .

(sorry, only works if you know Essex)

Posted 06 Aug 2013, 11:10 #1