Commented to the delivery chap that 'your company is not like Yodel then'. He replied that Yodel is begging his company to take some of their deliveries. He stated that their traffic is a third up on last year but they are coping and getting goods delivered as fast as they can, hence my delivery on a Saturday.
Incidentally, it was UK Mail.
"Don't think of them as problems, think of them as opportunities."
"OK, I think I've hit an insurmountable opportunity!"