So very, very, true!! by Rammie


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Rammie
MALE V FEMALE AT THE CASH MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through cash machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'
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MALE PROCEDURE:

1... Drive up to the cash machine.

2. LOWER your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Raise window.

7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
(Unfortunately, most of this is the Truth.!!)

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Put hand brake on, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN .

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in cheque book and place receipt in back of it.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on mobile phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Hand Brake.

28. Duck! :clap:
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Brian

Posted 20 Oct 2010, 16:46 #1 

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kandyman
Love it :)
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Posted 20 Oct 2010, 18:18 #2 

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Rammie
Now pass it on to a woman and see if they agree.
My arm is still sore from showing my wife!!
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Brian

Posted 20 Oct 2010, 18:31 #3 

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kandyman
I'll email it to her work one that way I won't be around when she reads it :)
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Posted 20 Oct 2010, 19:11 #4 

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SpongeBob
kandyman wrote:I'll email it to her work one that way I won't be around when she reads it :)


No but she'll be waiting with the rolling pin for when you get back in from work...! ;) :panic:

Posted 20 Oct 2010, 19:26 #5 

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Rammie
SpongeBob wrote:
kandyman wrote:I'll email it to her work one that way I won't be around when she reads it :)


No but she'll be waiting with the rolling pin for when you get back in from work...! ;) :panic:



I'd like to see a picture of that meeting!
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Brian

Posted 20 Oct 2010, 19:29 #6 

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SpongeBob
If I see Andy sporting a nice raised bump on his bonce I'll duly do the honours and take a picture! :lol: :lol:

Posted 20 Oct 2010, 19:43 #7 

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Dallas
Yep! very very funny :lol: ............ but! I did not say that or type it, pretend you didn't read this.....






................... quick! she's coming..................... I'm off........... :gmc:
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Posted 22 Oct 2010, 12:59 #8 

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Rammie
She's behind you!! ;)
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Brian

Posted 22 Oct 2010, 16:36 #9 


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