Two neighbours having a dispute by Bermudan 75

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Bermudan 75
This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. (The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.)

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to
avoid collision.


Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the
North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15
degrees to the South to avoid a collision.



Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.



Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.



Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES
NORTH--I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH--OR
COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

:oops:


:cheers:
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Posted 20 Dec 2010, 20:18 #1 

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starbug2
yes i've heard this one - sounds about right though :lol:

Posted 20 Dec 2010, 20:35 #2 

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Duncan
Always makes me smile this one. Heard a few versions over the years.

Unfortunately, while funny, it's another urban myth:
http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp

Still worth posting as it's funny.
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Posted 21 Dec 2010, 09:52 #3 


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