Two hunters by Mick

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

Posted 20 Jan 2011, 19:05 #1 

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last time i go to a meet with you :lol:

Posted 20 Jan 2011, 19:09 #2 

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starbug2 wrote:last time i go to a meet with you :lol:

Fickle :whump:

Posted 20 Jan 2011, 19:13 #3 

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Posted 20 Jan 2011, 19:29 #4 

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Natural thing to do in answer to statement I thought. :lol:

"My lovely car now sold onto a very happy new owner.
I still love this marque and I will still be around, preferred selling to breaking, as a great runner and performer"

Posted 20 Jan 2011, 19:38 #5 

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It certainly simplified the situation.. lol.. :lol:

Posted 20 Jan 2011, 20:03 #6