The Lords Prayer . . . by Tourerfogey

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. . . contemporary version . . .

Our father, who art in prison, my mum knows not his name,
thy Riots come, read it in the sun, in Birmingham, as it is in London,

give us this day our Welfare bread & forgive us our looting,
as we're happy to loot those who defend stuff against us,
lead us not into employment but deliver us free housing,
for thine is the teles, the Burberry & the Bacardi,
forever and ever...Innit

Posted 13 Aug 2011, 11:05 #1 

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...not far from the truth unfortuneately....

"My lovely car now sold onto a very happy new owner.
I still love this marque and I will still be around, preferred selling to breaking, as a great runner and performer"

Posted 13 Aug 2011, 11:30 #2 

How true.............INNIT

Posted 13 Aug 2011, 23:28 #3 

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Brilliant innit ;-)

Posted 14 Aug 2011, 11:19 #4