He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Cheryl, a lovely looking girl, bending over in the photo. He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, what the hell I'll give her a call.
"Hello," the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. Hang on, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.
Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?"
"That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
"Don't think of them as problems, think of them as opportunities."
"OK, I think I've hit an insurmountable opportunity!"