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Jürgen
:stirer: :panic: :gmc: 015 and mission accomplished, post count improved
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Posted 28 May 2012, 14:51 #21 

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takestock
Mary had a little lamb, she kept in in a bucket, every time she let it out the bulldog tried to .....
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Dave....

Posted 28 May 2012, 14:51 #22 

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takestock
The boy stood on the burning deck a pocket full of crackers, one set off, they all set off and blew of both his ........
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Posted 28 May 2012, 14:53 #23 

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zojosc
Can we have a poll?
"Keep Smilin'"
Andy

Posted 28 May 2012, 14:53 #24 

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Mick
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crackers

Posted 28 May 2012, 14:54 #25 

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Mick
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No.

Posted 28 May 2012, 14:54 #26 

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zojosc
once a surely mod always a.......
"Keep Smilin'"
Andy

Posted 28 May 2012, 14:56 #27 

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takestock
There once was a man from Winsocket,
who rode down the street on a rocket,
the force of the blast,
blew his nuts up his ass,
and his pecker was found in his pocket
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Dave....

Posted 28 May 2012, 14:57 #28 

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takestock
In the garden of Eden sat Adam,
massaging the bust of his madam,
he chuckled with mirth,
for he knew that on earth,
there were only two boobs and he had ‘em.
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Posted 28 May 2012, 14:58 #29 

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Jürgen
Get out of here! :whump:

I'm getting confused :rolling:




:lol:
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Posted 28 May 2012, 14:58 #30 

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takestock
Mommy, Mommy… Grandma’s got a bruise!
Shut up and eat around it!
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Posted 28 May 2012, 15:07 #31 

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takestock
Mommy, Mommy… I’m getting dizzy.
Shut up or I’ll nail your other foot down!
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Posted 28 May 2012, 15:08 #32 

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takestock
Mommy, Mommy… What’s a lesbian?
Go ask your father, she’ll know.
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Dave....

Posted 28 May 2012, 15:08 #33 

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takestock
Mommy, Mommy… Can I wear a bra now that I’m 16?
Shut up, Mick.
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Dave....

Posted 28 May 2012, 15:09 #34 

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Mick
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Topic moved to comedy central at OP's request.




Now I'm talking to myself.





See what you've done. :panic:

Posted 28 May 2012, 15:10 #35 

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takestock
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten more years, and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the bloody wall!”
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Dave....

Posted 28 May 2012, 15:17 #36 

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takestock
Sex with 3 people is called a threesome.
Sex with 2 people is called a twosome.
That explains why they call Mick handsome
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Posted 28 May 2012, 15:20 #37 

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zojosc
Can we have a poll?
"Keep Smilin'"
Andy

Posted 28 May 2012, 15:30 #38 

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Duncan
zojosc wrote:Can we have a poll?

I'm not sure that's a good idea. Maybe we should have a Poll to decide whether we should have a Poll.

Or maybe just a Pole?
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Posted 28 May 2012, 15:34 #39 

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Duncan
And 1111 to you too!
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Posted 28 May 2012, 15:36 #40 


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