Stopped By the Police by PaulT

Stopped By the Police

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

"Don't think of them as problems, think of them as opportunities."
"OK, I think I've hit an insurmountable opportunity!"


Posted 20 Sep 2011, 09:28 #1 

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Staggering honesty..

Posted 26 Sep 2011, 19:49 #2