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takestock
wer is the spel chequeron ere? not eesy this, even JDC has spelt his avertar rong he has an E insted of the R it obiusly shud be.

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Posted 28 May 2010, 15:07 #1 

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takestock wrote:wer is the spel chequeron ere? not eesy this, even JDC has spelt his avertar rong he has an E insted of the R it obiusly shud be.

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Ask Zeb. I believe he is offering English lessons at a discount for Yorkshire peeple. :gmc:

Seriously.......... did I really say that? Doesn't Windoze do spell checking? Macs do. So do raincoats and sou-westers. :)

Posted 28 May 2010, 15:28 #2 

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takestock
I use ie spell free download and parks itself in tools, when i have time to use it :)
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Posted 28 May 2010, 16:11 #3 

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takestock wrote:wer is the spel chequeron ere? not eesy this, even JDC has spelt his avertar rong he has an E insted of the R it obiusly shud be.

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:lol: :lol: Very Funny Dave. I will get my revenge. :mrgreen:
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Posted 28 May 2010, 16:13 #4 

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Jürgen
takestock wrote:wer is the spel chequeron ere?


As long as a correct spelling isn't mandatory, what has been proven by the fact that your post hasn't been deleted and you haven't been banned by now, we won't need an automatic spell checker. :mrgreen:
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Posted 28 May 2010, 16:55 #5 

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takestock
You know you cannot keep this rate of posting up Jurgon
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Posted 28 May 2010, 17:51 #6 

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Jürgen
takestock wrote:You know you cannot keep this rate of posting up Jurgon


Yep, I'll have to compromise. ;)
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Posted 28 May 2010, 17:58 #7 

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Zeb
Owed to a Spell Chequer
I halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plane lee marques four my revue
Miss steaks aye ken knot sea


Eye ran this poem threw it
Your sure reel glad two no
It's vary polished in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew


A chequer is a bless sing
It freeze yew lodes of thyme
It helps me awl stiles two reed
And aides mi when aye rime


To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud

And now bee cause my spelling
is checked with such grate flare
Their are know faults with in my cite
Of nun eye am a wear

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed to be a joule
The chequer poured o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule

That's why aye brake in two averse
My righting wants too pleas
Sow now ewe sea wye aye dew prays
Such soft wear for pea seas

Posted 28 May 2010, 20:49 #8 

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DeuxGazoles
Absolutely brilliant :D Me & a mate of mine used to always talk like that & back in the day when I had a portable telephonic communication device we used to text each other in that very style :mrgreen:
Geordie Jeans! they're nice & tight especially roond the arse

Posted 28 May 2010, 21:02 #9 

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takestock
DeuxGazoles wrote:Absolutely brilliant :D Me & a mate of mine used to always talk like that & back in the day when I had a portable telephonic communication device we used to text each other in that very style :mrgreen:


This one mate of yours gets about a bit :D
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Posted 29 May 2010, 22:07 #10 

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DeuxGazoles
takestock wrote:
This one mate of yours gets about a bit:D

I'd reply to that but I cant spell ********* :mrgreen:
Geordie Jeans! they're nice & tight especially roond the arse

Posted 29 May 2010, 22:12 #11 

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Zeb wrote:Owed to a Spell Chequer
I halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plane lee marques four my revue
Miss steaks aye ken knot sea


Eye ran this poem threw it
Your sure reel glad two no
It's vary polished in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew


A chequer is a bless sing
It freeze yew lodes of thyme
It helps me awl stiles two reed
And aides mi when aye rime


To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud

And now bee cause my spelling
is checked with such grate flare
Their are know faults with in my cite
Of nun eye am a wear

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed to be a joule
The chequer poured o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule

That's why aye brake in two averse
My righting wants too pleas
Sow now ewe sea wye aye dew prays
Such soft wear for pea seas


Also known as "Poet Tree With Mist Aches"

Have it on my classroom wall - teach ICT - try and get the kids to realise that spellcheckers only check spellings and not that the correct word has been used.
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Posted 05 Jun 2010, 02:08 #12 


hbb
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ROFL at the pome.

IE 6 & I think 7 have no spellchecker. IE 8 I think has. Firefox has a good one (IIRC based on the same Open Source checker used on the Mac).

'eck, my memory's not up to much this evening :{

Posted 14 Jun 2010, 19:33 #13 


RRobson
i used to use google chrome, and that had a spell checker. does the windows 7 explorer have one?
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