8 years old.
Hateful little barstool!
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer Ã‚Â£100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
*** And the WINNER is... ***
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,
Excellent condition.....Ã‚Â£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows everything!