Paddy & Mick by Rammie

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Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.

Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat
cap on to a pile of hay.

"What the heck are you doing Mick" says Paddy.

" Paddy, ye frightened the livin daylights out of me, says an obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I
do something sexy to a tractor".

Posted 29 Sep 2010, 16:28 #1 

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Brilliant Brian.
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Posted 29 Sep 2010, 16:35 #2 

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Made me chuckle too and I'm half Irish!!

Posted 29 Sep 2010, 16:40 #3 

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Very funny and quite apt, i mean, nobody called Paddy would be stupid enough to do that, but Mick....... :gmc:
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Posted 29 Sep 2010, 17:56 #4 

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:lol: A much needed giggle - thanks :D

Cogito ergo sum... maybe?

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Posted 29 Sep 2010, 18:48 #5 

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Rammie wrote:Made me chuckle too and I'm half Irish!!

Same here

Posted 29 Sep 2010, 22:25 #6