Never Lose Your Grandson! by Mick

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My small grandson got lost in the new Liverpool One shopping centre the other day.
He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my Grandad!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
The guard smiled, then asked: "What's he like?"

The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied: "Red wine, and women with big tits."

Posted 19 Dec 2010, 21:48 #1 

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Posted 19 Dec 2010, 21:57 #2 

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People who lose kids of any sort can't be all bad innit... :lol: :clap:

Posted 19 Dec 2010, 23:00 #3 

When I was a kid I was always told that if I got lost I would be taken to a police station where I would be given cocoa and toast.

I got lost once in Woolworths and bawled my eyes out - not because I was lost because they would not take me to the police station

"Don't think of them as problems, think of them as opportunities."
"OK, I think I've hit an insurmountable opportunity!"


Posted 20 Dec 2010, 08:12 #4