to the Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.
The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing.
We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to
drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The
hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort
the young ladies on their Overseas holidays. The Salary package is
Ã‚Â£200,000 a year'.
The Scouser said 'You're bullshitting me!'
The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!' ____
"Don't think of them as problems, think of them as opportunities."
"OK, I think I've hit an insurmountable opportunity!"