After a few seconds she showed no signs of moving so I tooted VeeKay's horn, just gently, to get a particularly unpleasant gesture for my pains. By this time there was another vehicle behind me and one travelling in the opposite direction.
At this point she jumps out of her car and locks it with a winsome smile, informing all and sundry that she would "only be 20 minutes"
She seemed genuinely surprised when they guy coming in the opposite direction told her "Move your f***ing car or I'll have f***ing moved for you.
To be fair, I know the guy and he looks quite capable of lifting a small car up and carrying it away under his arm
She chose the wisest course but climbed back into her car yelling "Some people are SO selfish" No doubt the irony of her comment was lost on her as she drove off up the road