How to Ask for a Raise (Not) by Samarkand

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One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to thi$ company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $and

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:

Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspapers are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if our country may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
I miss you a lot Samarkand!

Posted 08 Aug 2010, 06:36 #1