Internet search engine Ask Jeeves has compiled what it called a top 10 of "unanswerables" in the past decade.
My answers in red, anybody else?
1. What is the meaning of life? 42
2. Is there a God? Only in fairy stories
3. Do blondes have more fun? More fun than who or what? I prefer red heads.
4. What is the best diet? Food and drink
5. Is there anybody out there? Undoubtedly
6. Who is the most famous person in the world? Me
7. What is love? A particular emotional response to a thing (MGZT) or a person (not to be recommended)
8. What is the secret to happiness? Stay single
9. Did Tony Soprano die? Who?????
10. How long will I live? Just long enough