Another Essex Girl joke by raistlin

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An essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.

"How many children?" asks the council worker.

"10" replies the essex girl.

"10???" says the council worker, "what are their names?"

"wayne, wayne, wayne, wayne, wayne, wayne, wayne, wayne, wayne and wayne".

"Doesn't that get confusing?"

"Naah..." says the essex girl, "it's great because if they are out playing in the street i just have to shout waayne, yer dinners ready or waayne go to bed now and they all do it".

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.

"Thats easy," says the essex girl "I just use their surnames".

Absit invidia :)

Cogito ergo sum... maybe?

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Posted 11 Apr 2011, 08:42 #1 


Posted 11 Apr 2011, 21:47 #2 

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Thank God i am from the Midlands... pmsl.
If you always do what you've always done... You will always get what You've always got.

Posted 05 Jun 2011, 21:43 #3