A real man? by Zeb

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A Real Man (according to the fairer sex)

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive and invincible.

No wait... sorry...
I'm thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that.

Never mind. :cheers: :whump:

Posted 27 Sep 2010, 11:35 #1 

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Brilliant, and true :D


Posted 27 Sep 2010, 15:23 #2 

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:iagree: heh heh.. :clap: :thumbsup:

Can't help but notice the use of the "head basher" though.. That's a cause for worry innit... :shock: :roll:

*makes note-- to be more polite to Zeb in future* :D :D

Posted 27 Sep 2010, 15:48 #3