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MrB
OK

What do you a dinosaur with no eyes?

What do you call his dog?
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Posted 14 Jul 2010, 21:16 #41 

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Duncan
Better put everyone out of their misery. I'll fetch the injection.

Sorry, no I meant I'll tell you the answer:

Davy Crockett has three ears. Left ear, right ear, and the wild frontier.

Captain kirk:
Left ear, right ear, final frontier, and not forgetting scotty the Engineer.
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Posted 14 Jul 2010, 21:18 #42 

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Duncan
Doyouthinkhesaurus?
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Posted 14 Jul 2010, 21:19 #43 

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Rammie
What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?...........................

What do you call a man hiding in the bushes?.................................

Any quick answers appreciated as I want to go to :bed:
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Posted 14 Jul 2010, 21:26 #44 

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JohnDotCom
Doyouthinkhesaurus?
Like it Duncan. :D
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I still love this marque and I will still be around, preferred selling to breaking, as a great runner and performer"

Posted 14 Jul 2010, 21:27 #45 

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MrB
Duncan wrote:Doyouthinkhesaurus?


Quite right.... and what you call his dog??
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Posted 14 Jul 2010, 21:29 #46 

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Duncan
If the man with the rabbit is walking away from you, you could confuse things and think he has receding hare.

Man in the bushes? Leif? Robin?
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Posted 14 Jul 2010, 21:30 #47 

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MrB
Yertiz wrote:What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?...........................



Warren??
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Posted 14 Jul 2010, 21:30 #48 

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Rammie
MrB wrote:
Yertiz wrote:What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?...........................



Warren??


Very good, well done.
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Posted 14 Jul 2010, 21:32 #49 

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Duncan
MrB wrote:
Duncan wrote:Doyouthinkhesaurus?


Quite right.... and what you call his dog??

I'm thinking along the lines of guidedogasaur?
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Posted 14 Jul 2010, 21:32 #50 

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Rammie
Duncan wrote:
Man in the bushes? Leif? Robin?


Russell! Thank you all and good night :bed:
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Posted 14 Jul 2010, 21:33 #51 

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MrB
Duncan wrote:
MrB wrote:
Duncan wrote:Doyouthinkhesaurus?


Quite right.... and what you call his dog??

I'm thinking along the lines of guidedogasaur?


LOL nope

Much simpler than that

doyouthinkhesaurus rex
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Posted 14 Jul 2010, 21:36 #52 

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Duncan
Laughing out loud at this thread.

Sorry, got to go!

:bed:
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Posted 14 Jul 2010, 21:44 #53 

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Rammie
What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?..........................

(my Daughter's fault, this one!)
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Posted 15 Jul 2010, 06:22 #54 


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Yertiz wrote:What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?..........................

(my Daughter's fault, this one!)


I can see the thinking here - this is a rubbish one so I will blame my daughter. Have you no backbone Sir!
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That apart Mrs Lincoln, did you enjoy the play

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Posted 15 Jul 2010, 06:25 #55 

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Rammie
Funny that, I am currently off work with...........a bad back!

So no Paul, I haven't. :whump:
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Posted 15 Jul 2010, 06:27 #56 

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MrB
Yertiz wrote:What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?..........................

(my Daughter's fault, this one!)


Having just asked the Year 10's (4th Form to most of us) in my class they say it is Irene (Eileen if not chinese apparently) :lol:
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Posted 15 Jul 2010, 13:43 #57 

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MrB
OK next one

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool??
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Posted 15 Jul 2010, 13:43 #58 

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Mick
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MrB wrote:OK next one

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool??



Bob?

Posted 15 Jul 2010, 14:45 #59 


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