75ZT CommunityA social community of enthusiasts, owners, appreciators and collectors. With expert knowledge of all things from MG to Rover and beyond.2014-07-27T17:39:04+00:00https://www.75ztcommunity.co.uk/feed.php?f=2&t=8219&mode2014-07-27T17:39:04+00:002014-07-27T17:39:04+00:00https://www.75ztcommunity.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=8219&p=76574#p76574
]]>2014-07-27T17:29:09+00:002014-07-27T17:29:09+00:00https://www.75ztcommunity.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=8219&p=76572#p76572 A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector: What is her height ?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: Slim or healthy ?.
Husband: Not slim , she can be healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes ?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair ?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure . It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Tell me the type & color of the car ? . . . . ..
Husband: A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...
Inspector: Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.
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