We Need a New Cuckoo Clock!! by Simon

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The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem at all upset.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said "oh sh!#$." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted."
115,000 miles and counting
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Posted 07 Jul 2010, 22:15 #1 

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Jaygee
excellent!! i really like that one , tears rolling down my cheeks, keep them coming....
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john...
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Posted 08 Jul 2010, 08:26 #2 


PaulT
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On the theme of cuckoos and clocks what was the name of the cuckoo in the clock in Sykes?
Paul

That apart Mrs Lincoln, did you enjoy the play

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Posted 08 Jul 2010, 10:25 #3 

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zojosc
PaulT wrote:On the theme of cuckoos and clocks what was the name of the cuckoo in the clock in Sykes?


I think it was called Peter and was the most unpredictable little blighter.
"Keep Smilin'"
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Posted 08 Jul 2010, 12:35 #4 

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ColinB
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted 08 Jul 2010, 13:25 #5 


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zojosc wrote:
PaulT wrote:On the theme of cuckoos and clocks what was the name of the cuckoo in the clock in Sykes?


I think it was called Peter and was the most unpredictable little blighter.


Absolutely correct
Paul

That apart Mrs Lincoln, did you enjoy the play

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Posted 08 Jul 2010, 13:27 #6 

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Samarkand
Nice one :D
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I miss you a lot Samarkand!

Posted 09 Jul 2010, 17:08 #7 

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Dallas
What a great joke! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

First I thought you were actually telling your story of a night out (truthfully) but then realized you're telling a joke. I am so gullible at times..... :lol: :D
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Posted 10 Jul 2010, 00:16 #8 

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Rammie
Dallas wrote:What a great joke! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

First I thought you were actually telling your story of a night out (truthfully) but then realized you're telling a joke. I am so gullible at times..... :lol: :D


I told you that I do worry about you sometimes :lol:
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Posted 10 Jul 2010, 12:54 #9 

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mark d3
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Posted 25 Jul 2010, 08:05 #10 


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