"Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son!
"OK, I watched a DVD at my friends house!"
"What DVD?" "Toy Story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a p*rn" cried the son.
Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't know what p*rn was!" Robot then slaps the dad!
Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly YOUR son." Robot then slaps the mom!!!!
I miss you a lot Samarkand!