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DeuxGazoles
You lot must all be in on this :roll: first the Exeter car is mysteriously sold then the Derby one suddenly has a deposit on it & now the Manchester one the bloke wont answer his phone :angry:
Why are you doing this to me??????
Can't you just let me buy a Volvo & then I can go away & leave you all in piece
:hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit: :hissyfit:
Geordie Jeans! they're nice & tight especially roond the arse

Posted 19 Jun 2010, 10:01 #1 

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SpongeBob
Maybe we all like you too much ;)

Posted 19 Jun 2010, 10:06 #2 

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DeuxGazoles
SpongeBob wrote:Maybe we all like you too much ;)

Do you know I almost believed that when I read it :roll:
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Posted 19 Jun 2010, 10:27 #3 

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DeuxGazoles wrote:
SpongeBob wrote:Maybe we all like you too much ;)

Do you know I almost believed that when I read it :roll:


It's a sign Col. Grovey's only had two strikes hasn't she, he, she :confused: 3 Volvos and out. :mrgreen:

Posted 19 Jun 2010, 10:55 #4 

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TyphoonTT wrote:
DeuxGazoles wrote:
SpongeBob wrote:Maybe we all like you too much ;)

Do you know I almost believed that when I read it :roll:


It's a sign Col. Grovey's only had two strikes hasn't she, he, she :confused: 3 Volvos and out. :mrgreen:

Cooling fan, Alternnnnnnn, another Alt (still cant say it) Intercooler, Injector

No it's definitely a conspiracy :mrgreen:
Geordie Jeans! they're nice & tight especially roond the arse

Posted 19 Jun 2010, 11:00 #5 

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DeuxGazoles wrote:Cooling fan, Alternnnnnnn, another Alt (still cant say it) Intercooler, Injector

No it's definitely a conspiracy :mrgreen:



Oh well, give up fighting us then, you'll only lose. :cheers:

Found a couple here for you. First a limo

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1784936.htm

next http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1740638.htm nice colour! :rolling:

Posted 19 Jun 2010, 11:05 #6 

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Mick
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Volvo's are for wimps. :D :D

Posted 19 Jun 2010, 11:07 #7 

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DeuxGazoles
TyphoonTT wrote:Oh well, give up fighting us then, you'll only lose. :cheers:

Found a couple here for you. First a limo

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1784936.htm

next http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1740638.htm nice colour! :rolling:

Naaah this is the one I want
http://search.autotrader.co.uk/es-uk/ww ... egLetter=R
Drool Drool
Geordie Jeans! they're nice & tight especially roond the arse

Posted 19 Jun 2010, 11:08 #8 

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Mick wrote:Volvo's are for wimps. :D :D

I'd better find you one aswell then :clap:
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Posted 19 Jun 2010, 11:09 #9 

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DeuxGazoles wrote:
Mick wrote:Volvo's are for wimps. :D :D

I'd better find you one aswell then :clap:


:Tongue:

Nice old Saab definitely, Volvo no ta. :)

Posted 19 Jun 2010, 11:11 #10 

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The late 960's / V90's are very nice cars, but 3k is gonna take some negotiating! :censored:



DON'T DO IT COL

Posted 19 Jun 2010, 11:15 #11 

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I think pies might have something to do with it.. ;) Question is:- How many pies can you get in an antique dealers Volvo estate?? Answers on a signed blank cheque made out to Colin plzzz. :lol:
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Posted 19 Jun 2010, 15:54 #12 

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DeuxGazoles
TyphoonTT wrote:The late 960's / V90's are very nice cars, but 3k is gonna take some negotiating! :censored:



DON'T DO IT COL

It is a bit steep I know but if I can get a good price for Grovey then I'm not bothered I just want to be happy again :cry:
Geordie Jeans! they're nice & tight especially roond the arse

Posted 19 Jun 2010, 17:34 #13 

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James.uk wrote:I think pies might have something to do with it.. ;) Question is:- How many pies can you get in an antique dealers Volvo estate?? Answers on a signed blank cheque made out to Colin plzzz. :lol:
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I'm going to measure a pie right now & work it out :mrgreen:
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Posted 19 Jun 2010, 17:35 #14 

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http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1741244.htm

how does that glaze your pie col?

simon

Posted 20 Jun 2010, 18:38 #15 


PaulT
Shame they only ever gave Volvo designers a ruler meaning they could only ever do straight line and not curves - did they design for Lada as well? :mrgreen:
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Posted 20 Jun 2010, 19:55 #16 

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DeuxGazoles
dacman wrote:http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1741244.htm

how does that glaze your pie col?

simon

Oooh & I thought the V90 was a bit pricey :shock:
Could live with one of them but not that colour
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Posted 20 Jun 2010, 20:43 #17 

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takestock
It's a box :stirer:
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Dave....

Posted 20 Jun 2010, 21:01 #18 

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takestock wrote:It's a box :stirer:


And don't forget Grovey is round as he is an Orange :lol:
Superabit omnia virtus

Posted 20 Jun 2010, 21:03 #19 

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DeuxGazoles
takestock wrote:It's a box :stirer:

Hard lines then eh!
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Posted 20 Jun 2010, 21:16 #20 

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