Wife texts her handy husband on a cold winter morning:
"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"
Husband texts back:
"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER THE EDGES AND THENTAP EDGES SHARPLY WITH HAMMER"
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"LAPTOP REALLY BUGGERED NOW
"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"
Husband texts back:
"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER THE EDGES AND THENTAP EDGES SHARPLY WITH HAMMER"
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"LAPTOP REALLY BUGGERED NOW
