75ZT CommunityA social community of enthusiasts, owners, appreciators and collectors. With expert knowledge of all things from MG to Rover and beyond.2010-06-06T19:37:12+00:00https://www.75ztcommunity.co.uk/feed.php?f=2&t=95&mode2010-06-06T19:37:12+00:002010-06-06T19:37:12+00:00https://www.75ztcommunity.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=95&p=2096#p2096
Ah, the temptation When one can print money To print it and print it -- As much as one needs!
Ah, for one moment The outlook is sunny: Wealth is restored! The project succeeds!
People are working, Beginning to spend; Credit is flowing, The market is pleased;
Banks once again Have money to lend; One has a sense That the moment was seized.
The problem is nothing Can never be something: Money just printed Was not bought or sold.
There was no exchange Of one thing for one thing: Something produced, Like laughter or gold.
And so we've increased Our money without Increasing the value Of what it can buy.
The outcome must be Without any doubt, According to laws Of demand and supply.
When there is more money In relation to things, Prices will rise In response to demand.
Since just-printed wealth No exchange for goods brings, The goods stay the same As the pounds expand.
Prices rise quickly, Leaving us nothing More than we had When we first began.
And so we learn nothing Can never be something The hard way -- again -- As we sink in the sand. - Nicholas Gordon
]]>2010-06-06T17:20:17+00:002010-06-06T17:20:17+00:00https://www.75ztcommunity.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=95&p=2044#p2044If you think I an under the Affluence of incohol you are moatally tistaken I have only had Tee Martunies
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]]>2010-06-01T17:28:18+00:002010-06-01T17:28:18+00:00https://www.75ztcommunity.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=95&p=830#p830 I am concerned for myopic shoppers, As our dealer in military antiques Has a sign in his window which offers ‘Battered codpieces, with (or without) chips’
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Lewis Carroll, he went a-walking, one blustery summer’s day, And bumped into the Fluttersnoop, in the merry month of May. Good Snoop, how do you rumble, in the slimy tove and stew, And how are all the Moomraths, who used to live with you?
Good Sir, they are slip-sloth, and skoobered to a man, But seven of them are schlepping in the back of that green van, The rest they are out slothing, upon the snow and ice, And doing sneckville sneckabunds, which really aren’t nice.
Snowbuff, snowbuff, the poet mused, sniganda do za roo, I have to say I wouldn’t have a zot sarong like you. The Snoop he cried a crystal tear, he sniffed, indeed it’s ronsense, I’m glad that I bumped into you, you speak such fluent nonsense.
]]>2010-06-01T13:53:47+00:002010-06-01T13:53:47+00:00https://www.75ztcommunity.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=95&p=823#p823who wanted to go to the moon so off he was sent but his rocket was bent and he came back the same afternoon
]]>2010-06-01T21:13:56+00:002010-06-01T06:58:13+00:00https://www.75ztcommunity.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=95&p=801#p801a pocket full of crackers...........................
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]]>2010-05-31T21:54:30+00:002010-05-31T21:54:30+00:00https://www.75ztcommunity.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=95&p=774#p774so poisonous & choking oh could it be the fumes of hell or just the vicar smoking
]]>2010-05-31T21:41:50+00:002010-05-31T21:41:50+00:00https://www.75ztcommunity.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=95&p=771#p771at least one from each of you....so no slacking at the back there!
Right! So I'll start us all off with something festive....in May....seems apt.....
Talking Turkeys By Benjamin Obadiah Iqbal Zephaniah
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas Cos' turkeys just wanna hav fun Turkeys are cool, turkeys are wicked An every turkey has a Mum. Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas, Don't eat it, keep it alive, It could be yu mate, an not on your plate Say, Yo! Turkey I'm on your side. I got lots of friends who are turkeys An all of dem fear christmas time, Dey wanna enjoy it, dey say humans destroyed it An humans are out of dere mind, Yeah, I got lots of friends who are turkeys Dey all hav a right to a life, Not to be caged up an genetically made up By any farmer an his wife.
Turkeys just wanna play reggae Turkeys just wanna hip-hop Can yu imagine a nice young turkey saying, 'I cannot wait for de chop', Turkeys like getting presents, dey wanna watch christmas TV, Turkeys hav brains an turkeys feel pain In many ways like yu an me.
I once knew a turkey called...Turkey He said "Benji explain to me please, Who put de turkey in christmas An what happens to christmas trees?", I said "I am not too sure turkey But it's nothing to do wid Christ Mass Humans get greedy an waste more dan need be An business men mek loadsa cash'.
Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas Invite dem indoors fe sum greens Let dem eat cake an let dem partake In a plate of organic grown beans, Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas An spare dem de cut of de knife, Join Turkeys United an dey'll be delighted An yu will mek new friends 'FOR LIFE'.
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