75ZT CommunityA social community of enthusiasts, owners, appreciators and collectors. With expert knowledge of all things from MG to Rover and beyond.2010-12-20T08:12:59+00:00https://www.75ztcommunity.co.uk/feed.php?f=11&t=2515&mode2010-12-20T08:12:59+00:002010-12-20T08:12:59+00:00https://www.75ztcommunity.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=2515&p=22160#p22160 I got lost once in Woolworths and bawled my eyes out - not because I was lost because they would not take me to the police station
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The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied: "Red wine, and women with big tits."
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